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Pros:
Gobbleygourd is a turkey, plus having some more thanksgiving dinner on it. Toe Jammer is water.
Cons:
Gobbleygourd is slightly insane.
Toe Jammer breaks the laws of physics.
Osstax is a stone.
Final scores: Gobbleygourd for S
Toe jammer for B
Osstax for C
Pinglist:
We aren't taking any more photos in this Factory until Someone Figures out who, or what photobombed our (Nearly) Perfect Group Photo.
Name: Jyllit
How to Obtain:
Feed Toe Jammer at Level 10, Teleport it to Unnatural Factory for 5 keys, Wait 6 hours for the Trans-Portal System, then another 6 hours for the Reorganizer.
Elements: Aquatic
Price: 50 Diamonds
Name: Cayvstal
You obtain it like any other single, don't need to repeat.
Element: Cave
Same Price as Floryl and Jyllit, which is 50 diamonds.
_h_ ne__ __nst__ W_ll _e __e un___u__l ___d M___t_r.
Jamboree:Welcom 2 Muenster cooking!!!!!!! I’m ur host jam bore and Whajje isn’t here today because he’s… welll… u know. TODAY WE WILL MAKE A CAKE!!!! (wait… me?)
Furcorn:*looks at jamboree* *looks at jamboree eggs* mwahahaha
Jamboee:BEFORE WE START WE HAVE AD BREAK!!!!!! (get your brumpys right now near your nearest store because brumpys is better than furcornables) DONT TRUST THE AD!!!!
Furcorn:*eats jamboree eggs while ads play*
Jambee:ooh a meeb!!!!!! *meebs does what they have done to whajje* J̴̢̡̞͕̭̳͙̼̩̼͕̻̤̼̀̿͛̕R̵̙̻̫̊̔̍̾͊̈̾̒̅̈́̽͘̕̕͝F̴̨̧̨̻͚̜͚̫̼̺̗͕̰̪͝D̸͎̯̈́̽̿͑̾̚͝͝͝J̶̢̹̟͖͇̞̺̯̜̦͕̣̺͙̈́͊̇͂D̷̨̢̩̥̗̱̼̝͓̱̻̟͒̊G̷̢̱̖͍̭̭̭͖̺̗̉̾̾̓̋͑̃͋̇͑͑̄̉̔ͅD̵̢͓̰̩͓̳̰͓̙̘̫̘̜̤̀͗̃̆̃̕͝N̸̢̛̙̯̝̯̰͈͓͍͙̣͋̾̽̽̾̍̚D̵̠̉́̓̄̄͑͂̉̐̔̐̚̕͝Ó̶̹̥̹̤̲̹͍̹̻̩̪̺͓͈́͌̈́S̷̪͊̅̈́̿̆̀̓̓̀̽̃̾̌͜V̷̭̲̩̞͇̈́̋͌̑͒̑̀̾̂̓̓̋͒̓̚͜Q̸̨̡͇͎̩̻̹̥̖̟͚͖̒̊́̇̊̒͑̇̇̏͠P̶̗̉̐͛̎̈́̀̆̍C̷̢̢͓͙͙̭̭̜̬̼̭͚̊͆̋̐͂̉͜͝B̵̜̮̭́̎͐̆̈́̎͘̕͝͝S̸̑̾̊͊͆̔̂̀͂͛́̆ͅK̶͈͍̬͍̬͖͋̊͂̈́̚Q̵̛̙͍̭̼͓̥̦̙͕̝̩̓̑̀̏̇́͋͜͝F̶̗̤̭͚̬̘̄̃̅̏̚S̶̻̻̮͍͖̫̤̟̉̋̑̾̈́̓̽͌͠K̵̫̞̰̫͕͍͉͓̜̩̈́̓̀̈̈́̅̾̅̌̓͐̚W̸̡̡̜̲͇̰̬͐̐̅͌̀͆̽͑̄̉̕͝M̷̡̙̮̩̻͍̦͇̠̀̍̏͂͊͗͑̀͘Ä̵̗͇̲̹̫́͗͑S̴͍͈̬͈̮̗̥͎̒͐̀͆̈͑ͅC̸̥͈͕͚̮̜̔̈͆̋̋̈́̑S̷̗̗͖̼̋̓͛̅̐̋͜͝͝͠K̶̢̢̧̨̧̧̼̣̯̗̹̳̳̠̑͗͌̒̈́̽̂̔͠ͅÄ̸̧̧̨̘̞̳̮̖͙̳O̵͖̜̟͉̹̼̪̰̩̠͑͠S̶̛̝̼͎̞̋͊́͆̽̽̿N̵̨̢̳͔̗͍̹̭̰̺̭̱͊͒̉̚G̷̢̝̱̎D̷̢̧̝̫̭̺̗͔̞̥̦̀̆̍̆̃͗̌̈́͑́̕̕͜ (becomes possessed)
Furcorn:Where do you think that stupid cake went? He wasn’t here for 2 hours.
Toe Jammer:Why are we even watching this cooking show?
TV man:ATTENTION EVERYONE. JAM BOREE’S COOKING IS OFFICIALLY CANCELLED. RIGHT NOW J. BOREE HAS BEEN POSSESSED TOO. PLEASE REMAIN CALM AND EVACUATE THE TV ROOM.
T.J:*panicking*
Fercurn:I was gonna eat that cake.
(Edited by ElzaRosy The Whajje)
Doo, doo what?
Doo, doondelion
Doo, doo where?
Doo, La horizon!
Doo, doo what?
Doo, doo-a-fraid
Doo, doo why?
Doo, La awake!
🎶Doo diddly doo diddly dum diddly dum diddly dee diddly dee diddly dum diddly dum 2×🎶
🎶doo wah doo wah da da lalalalalala ooaooa a a lilalilalala 2×🎶
🎶ohh clarestodios dimiranom, ohh tepestodios dimiranom🎶
🎶*proceeds to playing some trombones, drum, pianos and timpanis*🎶
🎶*proceeds to play orchestra*🎶
🎶🎶Uliluli Nana Zizo zizo Zah LE KRIZZANS to lalalalala 2×🎶🎶
*proceeds to turn into a biggest statue in the universe*
Jeoode: oh no! What is that statue?!?!
Gaddzooks: it's your alternative.
🎶🎶🎶Lalalalalalalalalalalaaaa, lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaa, if you're toe jammer drink drink drink, if you're potato cut cut cut 2×(lalalalalalalalalalaaaa lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa)🎶🎶🎶
*proceed to play loud timpani*
*toe jammer turns into silver and gets smaller*
The end
On Plant Island, I upgraded my Breeding Structure, and on the breeding Gui, I saw that ghazt was in there, I chose it and bred it with my Rare Toe Jammer, And it gave me... 3. DAYS. Also, the collection book of monsters did grow, by like 1000 monsters.
So basically
New parody idea for Spooktacle
A parody of the monster cereals
Count Chocula -> Count Chokkula (featuring Spunge in its Vampiric Veneer costume)
Frankenberry -> Thereberry (featuring Rare Theremind)
Boo-Berry -> Doo-Berry (featuring Toe Jammer)
Carmella Creeper -> Pomella Creeper (featuring PomPom)
(although now that I think about it maybe Hoola would work better probably with a name like Charmhoola Hooper)
(UPDATE: I thought of a better idea: Clavi Creeper. (featuring Clavi Gnat obv))
Fun Fact this is actually the first time my mind has ever created something that even remotely made sense in a dream
(Edited by GriffinMSM)
Today was vocal
