CRYSTALBOW LOOOORE!?
Augmuth and her friend Zach(a Yelmut) are looking through boxes in the shed at the Crystalbows’
Augmuth: Ah, I love going through my Mom and Dad's past when I'm bored. [laughs] We always find a new chink in the armor.
She holds up a photo of a younger Rhysmuth and Auglur posing together in elaborate costumes. Augmuth and Zach laugh and then sigh
Augmuth: gasps Dude! That's Mom's old diary!
She takes a pink, glittery diary from the box and begins to read it
Augmuth: “Today I spent all my money on new pom poms because I'm a big boy...” She and Zach share a confused look “and I want to go to the tryouts even if my mom says that-"
Auglur: "Cheerleading is for fit people, not kids whose plumages don’t get wet in the shower." Yes... this diary's mine.
Zach: gasps Mr. Crystalbow, did you actually make the team?
Auglur flashes back to the day of the cheerleader tryouts. Cheerleaders are stretching in the school gymnasium as a teenage Auglur comes running in excitedly, wearing a cheer uniform and holding pom poms. His mother is right behind him, pulling him by his plumage to stop him from running any further
Francine: Vicky, stop. It's gonna be like that time you tried riding on that Dragong.
Auglur: But it was a small accident. Just a pulled muscle in the lower back.
Francine: Of the Dragong.
Auglur: But I wanna be like them, Mom.
Cuts to a trio of cheerleaders, two of them tossing the third into the air. She flips and they catch her
Auglur: dreamily A flyer. It's my dream.
Francine: Ah, don't dream too big, baby. Success doesn't run in the Crystalbow family. Cholesterol, on the other hand..
She leads Auglur out of the gymnasium as he looks sadly behind him at the cheerleaders
Auglur(voiceover): I didn't even bother trying to make the team,
Return to present day
Auglur: because Mom taught me an important lesson that day. His face resembles Francine's, and he mimics her voice "Dreams are impossible and desires are pointless."
Augmuth and Zach both cry with more realistic looking faces. Zach shakes himself back to normal
Zach: Aw, Mr. Crystalbow, listen. Sometimes the key to your dreams is looking inside yourself.
Zach squints, looking through Auglur’s head annd into his brain. Inside of it are a bunch of abnormally shaped, snarling Poison Meebs. Augmuth gasps in fear as Zach softens his squint
Zach: Yeah. That's gonna be a big... NOOOO!
The power of Zach’s yell blasts Augmuth through the wall of the shed. He lands in front of the Small-Talk Mall, triggering its automatic doors
Augmuth: Huh... What the what was that?!
Zach: yelling from offscreen Intergenerational trauma!
This time, the power of Zach’s yell blasts the diary towards Augmuth, and it hits her in the back of the head. She falls back down