^ Why I oughtta-

GET OFFA MAH TURFF

I unironically love it actually. I can imagine it attempting to do an actual tap dance and immediately breaking a knee and an ankle or two

He crumbles into a fine powder

This is his monsterling form. His adult form is a vase.

W-wuts da elder form?

^a shattered vase

Ok this is amazing

Add Hairronette to Shugabush Island to get Shugrandma

"I'm old!"