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Dragong: *Reading a letter*

Jeeode: Well, what does it say?

Dragong: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Grumpyre killed my pet rock.

Fung Pray: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Ghazt, sitting on Fung Pray’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.

Whisp: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Jellbilly: Life is like Reebro. It's short.

Nebulob: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Boodoo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Humbug: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Kazilleon: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Bellowfish: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Arackulele: I have emotional scars.