Why would I eat gaddzooks 😭

Your choice

Epic Oaktopus is crunchy

And also contains a parasitic pathogen that will infect your brain…

No, it just makes me want to boogy down

Too bad gen alpha already has brainrot without being exposed to epic oaktopus or rare dermit

I’m actually gen Z

That’s my 🅱️oi

I was born in 2002 which is funny cuz it’s the same forward and backwards