Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-25755405-20160601153306/@comment-31777020-20160824043855

Sigh. Do you really want me to do it Squidy? You know what, ima gonna do it anyways, whether you want me to or not. Here goes:

Pete is dumb and cannot read and delivers things to the wrong animals. Earlier, Tucker gifted me some kitchen item and later found Limberg's red gym shirt in his mailbox. Tucker made me deliver it back to Limberg and he gave me a sweater in return. A SWEATER. In the middle of summer. I sold the sweater for like, 5 Bells at this store run by alpacas. Yes, you heard me right. A pink one and a blue one. And like, 30 minutes later I find myself playing hide and seek with Bettina, Tucker, and Kody. I only found Tucker. Whatevs. The winning prize is always something like a fridge or, something. Some more minutes later I'm back at Re-Tail, the store run by alpacas, selling cyclomattus stags and elephant beetles. For 74,000 Bells! Anyways, when I walk out of the store to find a tarantula! My first sighting of one! Why, Pete, do you have to do this to me?

Moral of the story: Never leave Cherry bored or she will rant about Animal Crossing. Banned for leaving me bored. I hope you've learned your lesson!