Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26228416-20170111225443/@comment-28858167-20170116215308

You're so stupid! Celestials are Immortal and invincible! Like God in the humanverse! Your only chance is to repellentate te house. Draw 50 pictures of Leeloo with orange marker. Splash a marigold milkshake on the second one you drew. Then chant "As at a a ay aue Leeloo eudeem na" until all of your drawings turn blue. Then scrub them off with a sponge while singing "Burn Baby Burn."

This should keep Leeloo away from you, and allow you to marry Tweedle!