Snesyer

Baby Bio: ''Ticklish toes and the most rediculous nose: that's the Snesyer for you! Not unlike most younglings the juvenile Sneyser is prone to all manner of seepage--particularly the nasal varierty. Trust us: you don't want to be nearby when it sneezes. Pro tip: wear a rain slicker, just in case.''

Adult Bio: ''Oozing charm and effluvuim, the adult sneyser provides harmonic and rythmic support to its Monster bandmates. By maintaining a low profile--literally--it uses the ground and its own topology to amplify its driving bassline, ensuring everyone feels the reverb in their toes (or other lower appendages.) The Sneyser is a tad sensitive about its underbite: best not to mention it.''