Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-31183993-20170211063929/@comment-26228416-20170410015455

Hey, Gruntilda, to this, you should listen!

After I'm done, you'll cry so much...

your eyes will glisten.

You think that he's shy and meek? You'll beat him in a week.

You, in fact are very weak, and you look just like a leek!

He might look small, but I'll show you his true strength

This roast is very powerful, and it has a short length.

He's beaten fierce creatures like Goombas, Koopas, and Bowser,

and Gruntilda, you're rabid, and you're not an arouser!

Fireballs on the ground and fireballs in the air,

He'll beat you sideways, here, and there!

Now you know Mario's true power.

Your teeth are yellow, they need a good scour...