Thread:Qwertyxp2000 the second/@comment-28858167-20170129234837/@comment-25404524-20170130010638

"Always chew with your mouth closed" is to do with manners, "Never drink bbq sauce with a straw" probably refers to not doing stupid acts, and "There's more than one way to skin a scritch" refers to having more than one way to do the same thing. And that Scritch thing is similar to that Rare Deedge description...