Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-30916372-20170419105444/@comment-36960110-20181022210631

Pilot Maw[on PA system]: hello everybody, this is your pilot speaking. Despite what you may think, I am an expert pilot. This is a direct flight to Air Island. Please fasten your seatbelts, lift up your traytables, and hold on, for we will be taking off shortly. Please look at the seat screens for we will be playing a safety video in case of emergency.